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Heck of a Job, Brownie: After Severe Storm, Nats Successfully Clean Up Mess

Us featured on MASN again, though probably not as intentionally on their part as last time. Final Score: Nationals 7, Marlins 6 Dame of the Game: Jayson Werth: 1-5, 1 R, 1 HR, 1 RBI. Jayson Werth was...

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Come Out For the Teddy in 2012 Series

Hopefully another assassination attempt doesn’t dampen the occasion. The Nationals have dedicated their last series of the season to the President that everyone loves. No, not Kang or Kodos. I mean the...

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A New President Soon to Come?

Who could it be? Whoever it is, we’re probably going to need some white felt. With the Nationals announcing the final series of the season being dedicated to Teddy, rumors are swirling in certain...

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Teddy Wins!

Another winner rubbing it in John McCain’s face. It’s finally happened. Teddy has won the Presidents Race. For so many years Teddy has been trying hard to win, and it looked like he’d never even come...

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NLDS Game 3: Badwin Jackson

I stopped off before the game at the Flags and Balloons Convention. Did the Nats win: Nah. Was it fun to watch: It was literally the least pleasant experience I’ve ever had watching a baseball game in...

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NLDS Game 5: A Nationals Tragedy

The gateway would have better represented what was in store for me inside had it read “Arbeit Macht Frei.” Baseball is over, and I have come a long way in my emotional healing process since attending...

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Nats Acquire Denard Span

Denard’s mother believes having discipline is important for baseball, and still believes in spankings to enforce it. Denard is not fond of spankings. Or as his mom calls them, “SPANkings.” The...

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William Howard Taft: The Next President

Sexual fetishes were different in the early 1900s. A while ago we wrote a post regarding rumors about a new president to be added to the Presidents Race. Well, we never followed up on it, but the...

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A Phitting End: Nats Climb the Phinal Cliff to Take Season Phinale

Speak softly and carry a big head. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta) Final (sniff) Score: Nationals 5, Phillies 1. Dame of the Game: Teddy Roosevelt: Win. Shame of the Game: Jonathan Papelbon: .2 IP, 2...

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A Spainful Defeat: Another Colony Gets Revenge on the Motherland

Puerto Rico got a little help from @Teddy26Nats Final Score: Puerto Rico 3, Spain 0 World Baseball Conflict of the Game: The Spanish-American War ——– Puerto Rico was one of the last Caribbean colonies...

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